Slay S-90s, Greens Go Eco-Friendly

The ancient times are calling for a radical movement. We're sending the old S-90s into retirement, and embracing a vibrant future. This means eliminating those tired styles for futuristic designs that are good for the planet.

• It's time to|The clock is ticking on}S-90s fashion
• Let's embrace|Get ready for|Welcome in a shift in style
• Go green|Make a statement|Join the movement}

Get ready to revamp your wardrobe and make a difference. The future is eco-friendly, and it's time!

Ripped Through These Bars

This ain't no walk in the park, dude. This is straight-up madness. I crushed these bars like they were made of cookies, and let me tell you, that was epic. These walls couldn't even contain the might of this Smasher. The guards? They ran faster than a jellyfish. I'm tellin' ya, it was a show to behold.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go find myself some protein bars... and maybe another set of bars to liberate.

Bars & Booze, Shady Moves

Yo, the scene is fuckin' crazy, everybody's on that liquid. It's a blur, man. Chuggin' down this potion and the world starts to warp. The beat is thumping, the lights are flashing, and I feel like I'm floating on a cloud. But behind this smokescreen lurks some dark deeds. These slick entities are up to something sinister, and nobody's safe.

• Stay woke, yo
• Keep your head on a swivel
• The truth is out there

Deep S-90

This vibe is straight heat. It's got that smooth bass thumpin' and the synths are flowin' all over the place.

You can hear the energy just pumpin' out. Put this on your speakers and get let loose. It's the ultimate jam for chillin'.

Goblin Green Hustle

This ain't your momma's workout, dude. The Green Goblin Grind is a brutal test of strength. You gotta be tough to smash yourself to the breaking point. It's all about rapid movements and serious weights. You'll be sweating like a goblin in a sauna, but that just means you're getting it done.

• Dive into the chaos.
• Feel the Goblin rage.
• Crush your fears.

reign Bar None, We control This Town

This ain't no fantasy. We made this town on the map. You can feel it in every corner. From the highest heights to the lowest depths, we command the shots. We possess the clout and the experience. So step aside, suckers, because this town is under our control.

Let's pulverize it down. Our sphere of influence spans each aspect of life. We manage the tide of money. We shape the thoughts of the Global Xanax shipping masses. And doubt our authority?, well, let's just say that usually ends tragically.

This town is a embodiment of our success. We created it with our own two hands. And now, we revel in the fruits of our labor.